THE DOOM COMIC SCRIPT THING



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WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF! BERSERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF!

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU THAT I CAN'T FIX...WITH MY HANDS!

DYNAMITE!



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I'M COOKIN'

WITH GAS! I'VE

GOT A HAND FULL OF

VERTEBRAE AND A HEADFUL

OF MAD! YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL

CORD, BABY! DIG IT! WHO'S THE MAN?

I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN!

HOW BAD? REAL BAD!

I'M A 12.0 ON THE 10.0 SCALE

OF BADNESS! DON'T

NEED A GUN...

...GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES!


HUH? WHUZZAT? WHUZZAT? I LIKE WHAT I SEE! AN IMPORTANT LOOKING DOOR...

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? ME! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME



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ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

CYBERDEMON BIG DEAL HE'S SLIM PICKENS RIP AND TEAR RIP AND...

...TEAR RIP AND TEAR...

...RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!

OOH, HERE IT COMES! HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO CHA! BOOGIE! CHOO CHOO CHA...CHOO CH...CHOO CHA...oh my.


Berserker pack - gone. Feelings of invincibility - over.


Change of plans.


I do need a gun. I need a big gun. I need a really big gun...



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GAHH! ZOMBIES WITH GUNS! Not BIG guns, but they ARE guns!

AHHH! CHAINSAW! THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR!

ALLOW ME TO COMMUNICATE TO YOU MY DESIRE TO HAVE YOUR GUNS!

C'MERE BOYS, I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY!



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more to come later, i'm tired right now and writing the whole script down is boring.




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